AISubs v3.7
Yadoka, Teto, Ben, Dewa and Toshimitsu!
Tonight, men's pride...
I thought it was gonna end a little, but now...
Good timing!
I just wanted to think about a "don don don don" like "peace sign" pattern right now...
Tonight, we're going to fight for men's pride!
YEAH!
Damn it!
It's a fight for pride!
There's a super popular genre called "quiz" in this world...
People who studied very difficult problems fight and hit...
And they expand the battle called "wow"!
Expanding...
I want to do such a battle!
We think it's faster to lower the quality of the questions than to study.
- You're a rabbit. - I'm a rabbit.
Studying is hard.
So we've prepared a lot of super easy quizzes.
I'd say you're in middle school.
- You're in middle school. - You sound stupid.
Shibayu and I will give you super easy quizzes.
And you'll answer them.
If you answer wrong five questions in a row, you'll be super embarrassed.
There are two goals in this project.
Either you answer wrong five questions in a row...
or you do all of them.
- There are only these two. - That's right.
- Only these two. - I'm scared.
- Will it end? - Will it end?
- It'll melt. - As expected.
- Don't you think so? - Yeah.
If you answer wrong five questions in a row, you'll be embarrassed.
- That's bad. - Yeah.
- It's hard to say "in a row." - It's "five in a row."
- It's not "five in a row." - It's not "five in a row."
- If you answer wrong, you'll be like this. - If you answer wrong...
- Yeah, you'll be like this. - You'll be like this.
- You won't be like this. - Why did you do this?
- You won't roll. - You'll be like this.
- It's easy to understand. - Ryo and Toshimitsu will answer.
According to the results of the quizzes...
- We're the worst at this. - Don't do it!
- You... - You!
I'm sitting on your side, but...
- You're really stupid. - You!
You want to marry an entertainer! Don't get carried away!
- Why?! - Stop it.
- You want to burn a house. - You're lying!
- What was his name? - Nagasawa Kuzuka.
- Nagasawa Kuzuka.
As me and Shibai will do...
We'll answer as many difficult questions as we can.
- I'll answer Toshimitsu's and Tetsuya will answer Ryo's. - Yeah.
- We're good at finding answers. - Yeah.
Easy questions will really be easy.
- There are different genres. - Yeah.
There are books about weather.
- Weather is scary. - It's scary.
So we won't ask questions about weather.
When you're about to use up a book about weather...
- You can only use one book. - Yeah.
- When the book comes back, you can use it again. - I see.
- Let's do it like that. - Yeah.
- This is going to be hard. - I think it's going to be long, so let's do it quickly.
- Let's take our time. - Yeah.
If we can always find the question, it's fine.
- It can be short. 20 seconds. - Ooh!
- Let's go with 10 seconds. - I see.
If we can always find the question, it's fine. 20 seconds.
No, it was lower than "sarami".
It was close.
But it was close, wasn't it?
It was close.
But you know what I mean, right?
It wasn't lower than "sarami".
As expected.
I was wondering if I didn't know what I was doing.
I don't react, but I noticed it around here.
I think you noticed it, but you didn't notice it before you said it.
- You just... - Natural outing.
You just said it.
You just said it out of nowhere!
Huh?
- No, this is it. - This is it, Toshimitsu.
- Don't make me laugh!
- Somehow, "sarami"! - "sarami"!
Rock, paper, scissors, go!
First team up first.
- Let's get started. - Yes!
- Start! - 20 seconds! 20 seconds! 20 seconds!
- 20 seconds. - As soon as you say it, you have to correct it.
- Huh? - Oh, I know this one!
- Huh? - Yes!
- "Elementary school, textbook, quiz battle"! - Yes!
- "Which one is "kango"?" - Huh?
- What? - Isn't it crazy?
- It looks crazy. - "One", "nohara"
"Two", "keito"
"Three", "yane"
"Four", "jijitsu"
- Huh? "kango"? - Please answer!
- This is crazy! - "kango"...
You're amazing!
- "kango"? - Isn't "elementary school" amazing?
- I don't know "kango"! - Please!
I'm sorry.
Number 2, "keito"!
- Wrong! - Wrong!
- Really? - You're "kan", too!
- Please correct me! - I'm angry!
- "kango" is... - "kan"?
- It's a Chinese word. - I see!
"nohara", "keito", "yane" and "jijitsu".
- The answer is often rushed. - That's right.
- Let's go, Toshimitsu! - Ready...
- "kango"! - We'll start with this book.
- "Kurisaizen". - Oh, no!
- "kango"? - "kango"?
Please start 5 seconds ago.
- Okay. - Time's up!
- "kango"? - "kango" was really bad.
- You said "5 seconds" 3 seconds ago. - That's bad!
- Next! - You're "shinzan", so you don't know this.
- Where does "kafun" come from? - I'm not a "kafun" fan.
1. "meshbe" end.
2. "ha" front.
3. "oshbe" end.
4. "ha" base.
- This is... - This is wrong!
You're quick-tempered!
- But you know this! - "oshbe" end!
- Correct! - Wow!
- Nice! - I'm so happy!
- You said "yontakuhappa" just now. - No, I didn't.
There's a cute and kind one.
"Earth's secret quiz" that you can only see in "minecraft".
- This is bad! - This is amazing!
- "Earth's secret quiz" is bad! - Okay, here we go.
- Ready... - Start!
- It's hard to tell if it's hard or not! - This is it!
- Scary! - You're quick-tempered!
- What is the name of the rare meteorite that meteorites have? - That's crazy!
- 1. - Meteorite.
- "nether" meteorite. - 2.
- "labyrinth" meteorite. - 3.
- "biome" meteorite. - This is bad!
- "santag" meteorite. - This is bad!
- "bad" is... - You...
- Minecraft is related to Minecraft. - Minecraft and "yogo" meteorite.
- "minecraft-like" meteorite is the correct answer. - No, they're all "minecraft-like".
- They're all "minecraft-like".
- I've decided. - Yes.
- Number one, "meter". - Correct!
- I knew it! - The correct answer is...
- Number two, "rabbits". - Yay!
- I don't know what "rabbits" means. - Are you kidding me?
- I knew you'd say "nether" twice. - "Nether" is used by labyrinths to get oxygen from the air.
- Why did you name it like that? - Tetsuya's good at choosing.
- I'll say a few difficult words that I want to get right here. - I'll say a few difficult words that I want to get right here.
- "Sengoyaku" (Japanese tongue twister) - I'll say it now. - Okay. - Ready, start!
- I don't know what the question is yet. - What is it?
- Huh? - Huh? What does it mean?
- Show me the question. - What is it?
- Four, three, two, one... - What is this?!
- Okay, tell me what it is! - I don't know what the form of the question is.
- This is a mistake... - I'm begging you!
- Which of the following makes you feel like "onyonyo"? - "Imasugu ni" (right now) - "onyonyo" (feeling like "onyonyo") - "kibun da" (feeling like "onyonyo")
- Option one, "atama wo kakaeru" (holding my head) - Option two, "ude ni yori wo kakeru" (putting a collar on my arm)
- Option three, "ana ga attara hairitai" (want to go in if there's a hole) - Choice? - Choice. - Hey!
- "ana ga attara haireitai" (want to go in if there's a hole) - Correct.
- Sorry! - Too easy. - This is too easy. - This is not good.
- I'm gonna say it three times, okay? - Okay. - Shall we? - Let's do this. - Let's do it! - We're gonna do it, okay?
- Okay, let's do it. - Ready...start!
- Monthly! - Monthly! - Mafumafu and Keisuke! - Monthly!
- Two... one... zero. - We managed to find the wrong page for "quiz review".
- Recently, the first book on book review was published. - Volume one, "1872" (1872 years)
2nd, 1884.
Oh no!
3rd, 1974.
It's not 900.
1884!
Correct!
Yes!
That was close!
We're back to square one!
Damn it!
Again...
I like it when it ends like this.
It ends like this...
You're so kind.
You narrow it down for me.
It's about 200, right?
Okay, I'll attack you.
Okay.
Oh no!
I should be able to do this.
Ready, set...
Start!
I'm gonna regret this.
Again, 3 choices?!
2...
1...
Stop!
Please show us the page.
The world's newest stone theory was recorded in Japan.
How many meters is it?
1. 5.60m
2. 8.28m
3. 11.82m
5m should be even more in Niigata.
8 and 11...
They're both possible!
Please answer!
But let's read the frequency of the Chinese system equation.
In between...
8!
Correct!
Yes!
3. 11m.
Didn't I tell you?
It might be the first time in 5 years.
I heard it was 11m at the time.
Really?
11 is possible.
They're both possible.
11 is possible, so 8 is possible.
Let's give it a try, while we're at it.
Let's do the "Everyday Funny Quiz For A Year" challenge.
I'll tell you what to look forward to.
Ready, go!
Okay, okay, okay, I think we're good.
Really?
Which of the seven miracles in the temple of Horyuji in Nara Prefecture really exist?
1. Clouds don't sow seeds 2. Pigeons don't poop 3. Frogs don't cry
Clouds, right?
Clouds don't sow seeds
Yes!
Correct!
Nice!
Nice, nice
I've heard of this before
There are seven miracles in the temple of Horyuji in Nara Prefecture that clouds don't sow seeds
It's just a legend, but I'm curious about it!
Zorori
Zorori is still energetic
My turn!
Let's do it
Mystery, mystery quiz!
Ah, mystery, mystery
Mystery, mystery
Mystery, mystery can be solved if you think about it
That's right
It's elementary school level, right?
2
1
That page!
Hot cocoa
Eye, feeling, rain
Which of them is wrong?
Do you have one minute limit?
Yes
Start!
I don't know
Time's up
That's fast
Please answer
The wrong answer is
Hot cocoa
Correct!
Nice!
This is hard
This is random
Hot cocoa can wake you up
Eye can wake you up
Feelings can wake you up
Oh
I see
Elementary school students can't wake up from their feelings?
Is that possible?
Correct!
Nice
Don't go too far
I got a science quiz, so I'll do a social science quiz like literature
Go for it, literature!
You're a sociologist
Start!
I don't know much about society
I think I know
1
Wrong
It's in here
There's a lot of "taku"
What is it?
Do you remember which month, which day, and how many people were elected to commemorate the founding of the Japanese national constitution?
1. February 14
2. March 3
3. May 3
4. July 7
5. November 3
I'll answer
May 3
Correct!
As expected
It's Noriko's birthday
What is this?!
What do you think you're doing?!
Noriko!
It's Noriko's birthday, May 3rd, so it's healthy and happy
What do you think you're doing?!
Stop it!
Thank you, Noriko!
Okay, okay
My turn!
Guess the country and national flag of the world from the quiz
Oh
This is bad
National flag is bad
It looks fun
Ready, go!
If you can't find it in 20 seconds, it might be a minute game
3 "taku"s only
1
Wrong!
You're unlucky
What?!
What is the richest country in the world?
1. Norway
2. Luxembourg
3. Switzerland
Seriously?!
It's these 3 "taku"s
There's something like a loan
I'll say it with the income of one citizen per year
Switzerland is like...
Switzerland is like the Alps
There are a lot of farms
There are infinite luxury watches
It's rich, isn't it?
Switzerland
Correct!
It's Switzerland!
It's like Switzerland, so it's Switzerland
I won't bully you
I'll say it in a difficult order
Say it!
You should be careful
The secret of the weather
It's here
Ready, go!
If you can't find it in 20 seconds, it might be a minute game
1
Ready, go!
1. Morning Glory 2. Beaver's Tale 3. Downburst
"Kakou" is "down", isn't it?
Downburst
Correct!
Good job!
You're kind
I could do it somehow
Let me tell you a mystery
Absolutely
Start!
A car stopped at a red light and dropped something
What did it drop?
Give me one minute
Start!
1
Time's up!
Good morning
Engine
Beaver's Tale
Isn't it easy?
I thought it was easy after I said it
It's "speed"
It's not "downburst"
It's obvious
This was strong, wasn't it?
Quiz battle
It was strong
I'll go with this
Ready...
Go!
1, 2, 1...
Where are the 358 ruins found in Shimane Prefecture that were collected from one place?
1. Kamogiwakura Ruins
2. Kojina Ruins
3. Itazuke Ruins
4. Sannai Maruyama Ruins
Wow, it's hard!
It's hard!
This is...
This is like "Kinjindou"
This is immoral!
But this book is strong
Are you really high school students?
This book will be useful
There's no way you can tell just by looking at it
I've decided!
Number 2!
It looks like it'll be fun
"Chaiseikai"!
Yeah!
Why "Chaiseikai"?
Why "Hatase"?
It's a little blocked
Then I'll go with this too
Ready...
Go!
This is going to be tough
2...
1...
Okay, stop!
This is really hard
Hey!
Sorry
What will happen if you soak rice grains in water and put them in a pot?
1. It'll still be light blue
2. It'll turn blue-purple
I think you'll get it wrong
I'll go with number 2
Wrong!
Oh, really?
Wow...
I wish I was that mature
It's too blue-purple for me
It's too strong
Shall we say something funny?
Go ahead!
What kind of crab is "sube sube kebuka crab"?
1. Full body "sube sube"
2. Full body hairy
3. Full body "sube sube"
4. Scissors are hairy
What's that?
Oh, it's difficult!
I've decided!
Full body hairy crab
Incorrect!
Too bad!
Which one is it?
It's number one!
It's number one?!
The "sube sube kebuka crab" of "kebuka crab with hair" is "sube sube" so it doesn't have hair
Oh...
Damn it!
That's it!
I'll go with "minecraft"
Oh, it's strong!
minecraft
Which flower looks like "granskif" a lot?
1. "kosmo"
2. "margaret"
3. "ice"
That's too much
2. "margaret"
Wow, I love it!
I did it!
What's that?!
You're good!
You're good at it!
It looks like "kikuto margaret"
Is it strong?
I'm back!
In winter, what does a small-faced male do to become a beautiful color?
He does bravo.
Correct answer!
How does a female raise her nails?
To remove dirt and oil.
Great job!
What does a beetle do after sucking on a tree's juice?
First of all, it pees.
Correct answer!
What kind of poop does an elephant do?
1. Poopy poop.
Really?
2. Small and brittle poop.
3. Long poop like a kimono.
Poopy poop.
We need this!
Please be careful!
We can't use this for the second question!
If we use it for the first question, it'll be too hot.
It is hot, but...
I'll lower this one.
5!
2!
0.
Good, good.
Why does an elephant have a long nose?
1. Because it's big and hard to move.
2. To carry a child's elephant on its long nose.
3. Because it can use its nose to say hello.
1.
Correct answer!
Of course it is.
Should we give up?
Should we give up on this one?
No, it's correct.
I'm sorry!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
If you say "tara" in Greek, it's...
Good!
1. Idiot.
2. Idiot.
3. Stupid poop.
What?!
You're so confused!
The answer is...
Stupid poop.
Yes!
It's "idiot," right?
Good, good, good.
I'm down!
Should we go with "country" and "country"?
Or should we go with "Italy" and "Italy" at random?
No, "Italy" is too difficult.
Correct!
Okay.
Oh!
If you say it like that, I'm confused.
The country that invented dynamite and established the Nobel Prize is...
Ireland, Sweden, Norway.
Wow, this is hard!
It's a good team.
Yeah, it's a good team.
We're all idiots.
I'm ready.
Okay!
Ireland!
Too bad!
Nooo!
It's Sweden!
Sweden...
We're all idiots.
This is where it gets weird.
Okay, start!
2.
1.
Stop!
There!
It says it's difficult.
Nice, nice.
Who am I?
I am thin cloth.
I'm closer to my dad than my mom.
I'm friendly with suits.
There are three exaggerations like that.
One minute left.
Ready!
This is bad.
Start!
2.
1.
Stop!
Okay, answer!
This is bad. I can't think of anything.
I don't know.
Say something! Say something!
Say something!
- Please say something. - This is bad.
Bamboo.
I might be really bad at this.
I'm really bad at this.
- This is weird. - It's not weird.
The answer is...
Nectarine.
Okay! I'm bad at this.
Are you overthinking it?
Nectarines are just elements.
We're going to end up with just those three questions.
- Ah, we're going to end up with a lot of questions. - We're going to end up with a lot of questions.
Should we go with "micra"?
- Let's go with "micra". - Okay.
Start!
"Micra" is strong.
Okay.
It's easy to get in Brazil Plateau.
(Laughs)
One. Copper. Two. Lapis Lazuli. Three. Gold.
Oh, it's difficult!
I don't know!
I'll say number one!
Sold!
Wow!
It's gold!
You can get gold!
Wow! I got it!
Okay!
A hot battle is coming up!
No, I'm going to break my mentality here!
Quiz preparation!
Wow! I'll use it today!
Ready, go!
It's coming!
What?
"When the circumference is 3.15", "the diameter of the bottom circle is 8cm", "the height is 7cm", "what is the volume of the cylinder?"
One. 1406.5cm. Two. 123.5cm. Three. 175.5cm. Four. 351.5cm.
You should never think about it.
(Laughs)
You shouldn't think about it.
I think it's a problem of thinking about it, but...
I want you to say it randomly.
(Laughs)
What is it?
Is it a finger random?
"Den".
"Ni"!
(Laughs)
He said "ni"!
Sold!
Okay!
Wow!
The answer is number four.
You're good at quiz battles.
You said the most difficult thing in this book.
I'll give you an interesting quiz.
Okay.
Start!
Two.
One.
Zero.
What was the job of President Lincoln, the 16th president of the United States, before becoming president?
One. Doctor.
Two. Daiku.
Three. Wrestler.
"Wrestler" is not "daiku".
You're smart.
I'm a doctor.
Too bad!
"Wrestler" is not "daiku"!
Too bad!
What was the job of President Lincoln, the 16th president of the United States, before becoming president?
Two.
One.
Be careful of interesting quizzes.
There are times when the answers are interesting.
I see.
Certainly, it's not interesting as a doctor.
It's getting hot.
Amazing!
This is amazing!
Why do you need a doctor?
If you don't go as it is, you'll get old.
You have no choice but to answer.
I hope you don't.
(Laughs)
Too bad!
Oh, this is where it starts!
Social Science Quiz!
Ready, go!
(Bell rings)
2...
1...
Stop!
Okay, okay.
Which of Edobakufu's 15 Shoguns lived the longest?
1. First Shogun, Tokugawa Iebitsu.
2. Third Shogun, Tokugawa Iebitsu.
3. Fourth Shogun, Tsunayoshi.
4. Eighth Shogun, Yoshimune.
5. Fifteenth Shogun, Yoshinobu.
Super...
Isn't this crazy?
Yoshimune is...
Avalenbou?
Avalenbou will die soon!
(Laughs)
While doing it, right?
While doing it...
Will Ieyasu live long?
He's an old man, right?
Based on his potential photos...
Potential photos?
(Laughs)
Potential photos?
Ieyasu... Iemitsu...
I think he's an old man.
Ieyasu, do you believe me?
Tokugawa Ieyasu!
3!
- Yes! - Yes!
Yoshinobu, right?
That's right.
- Oh, I see. - Ieyasu is 73 years old.
Oh, you're still alive.
Too bad!
Is it over?
Do you think?
Is it over?
Is it over with just one more question?!
Is it over?
Which one?
Is that okay with you?
At first it's definitely me.
Right. Even if you win against me, it's still the same.
- There's going to be a match. - You'll lose!
- Start! - Yes!
Is it here?
Which of theJake designs is the same in terms of population?
1) 2) Consumption tax 3) Kona milk 4) Yukigassen
- What does this mean? - What does that mean?
I don't know this at all.
What does this mean?
Snow Gassen
- Incorrect! - It's okay!
It's a combination of human population and sanitary and nursing and nursing, so it was introduced as a nursing and nursing of consumption and tax.
What does it mean?
It's dangerous!
It's hot!
We have no choice but to sell it!
Is it over?
Whoever survives in the end wins!
We have no choice but to sell it!
Which one will you choose?
I don't know if I should do the world's quiz or Rika's quiz.
Rika!
I'll decide it here!
Transcend culture!
One, two...
Start!
Meeting is surprisingly difficult.
That's right.
Five!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Who do you think you are?
Here's the first question.
An electromagnetic wave is used to sterilize surgical tools.
What is it?
Here it is!
Four choices.
One, X-ray.
Two, Gamma ray.
Three, UV ray.
Four, Astral ray!
Which one is it?
I have no choice but to choose it.
Astral ray!
No, no, no!
(Laughter)
You look like this at the end of the movie.
It's an editing.
Astral ray!
Wow! It was caught in the astral ray!
It looked a little weird.
Wow! It was caught in the astral ray!
It was close!
It's over.
Is it over?
It's faster than I thought, and I'm frustrated.
I wanted to make it look like a mystery.
I was frustrated!
Wow! It's frustrating!
I want you to say it for the last time.
It's frustrating!
What would have happened if Toshimitsu had answered?
Is it my dad or my mom who is in school?
What?
One minute.
What? What? What?
Oh, my God.
But it's similar.
Ready, go!
Yes, father.
Beyond school.
(Laughter)
So, we found out that Toshimitsu is a guy who makes mistakes five times in a row even though it's a damn easy problem!
No!
Too bad!
Was it a damn easy problem?
Tell me about it.
(Laughter)
It's not bad.
This book is not bad.
Everyone, instead of studying and getting smarter, if you do it with a problem that suits your head, you can have fun with dead heat.
Why don't you look for a problem that suits you and do a quiz contest?
See you in the next contest.
Bye-bye.
Please watch it again next week!
Rock-paper-scissors!
(Laughter)